When you work in a public building, you're not alone. Ever. Not even in the bathroom. Someone will always be coming in after you and you're coming in after someone else. So PLEASE, for the LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE flush your toilet.
"Oh but I do!" you say? Then why is there still business left in the toilet. That is so damn gross. So you had to take care of the dirty work while you were at the office. You're embarrassed (or maybe you're not) and you just want to get out of there. Right? Well leaving a trail behind is not so bueno. Flush. Flush again. Then look back and make sure you haven't left any friends behind.
*hell even cats can be taught to flush! you're smarter than a cat, right?*
I know--you're amazed that I am writing this. You must think I work in a zoo. Or I must be making it up. I assure you, all of the stories presented on Potty Party in My Pants are true stories...all parties are innocent until proven guilty. Only, most all of them are guilty! Gross. Just flush, ok?
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