Pre-School 101

You remember pre-school right? That fabulous time where you got to eat graham crackers, take naps and play outside all day? Right. You also learned how to wash your hands. Kids as young as 3 years old know that they have to wash their hands after going to the potty. It's not rocket science.

So why, oh WHY is this so hard for adults to grasp the concept?  It's quite disgusting to go into a public restroom (as if they aren't gross enough with the pee on the seats and the stench of something that's NOT roses).

Seriously: grown women (I'm sure men are guilty too, but I only use the women's restroom thank you very much) that DO NOT WASH THEIR HANDS. Yeah, we aren't serving burgers, but you know what? Your grubby ass hands are touching the door that I have to open. It's sick. It's scary to think what these people do at home. And then they bring in pot luck? Um, not so much thank you.

So here's a lesson in washing your hands:

1) When you pee, WASH YOUR MO TO THE FO hands when you're done.
2) USE SOAP (again with the ridiculousness. People actually pretend to wash their hands by just rinsing with water. This doesn't get the pee germs off!).
3) Scrub. Scrub. Scrub. 5 seconds isn't enough. Sing the ABCs. Sing Happy Birthday twice. SOMETHING. Just do it.

So now you know.