A Letter to You Poopy Lady

Dear lady in the stall next to me in our shared public restrooms:

 I know you are trying to take a crap at work. I know you are embarrassed and probably don't want to. Well you know what? You are in a public restroom. People WILL come in and out. And you silently sitting there while you wait for me to speed pee and get the hell out (I don't like it when people are listening and also you make me uncomfortable and I feel bad for you) not cool. So please, either find a nice private potty where no one goes. Or find one that everyone goes to take a poop in. Or maybe you don't have a massive bathroom like that.

Either way, just do it. Take the dump. People will continue to come in and out. Are you gonna stay on that seat ALL afternoon? It's annoying. And I don't like being rushed.  Just courtesy flush and be done with it.


Thanks.