You're Not THAT Important

When I go to the bathroom, I'm not there to socialize. I'm not there to make small talk. And I am certainly not there to hear you talk on your freaking phone. You know what? The person you are talking to doesn't want to hear people taking care of business and the toilet flushing in the background. If your call is that important that you feel the need to carry it on whereever you may be, including the bathroom, take it outside! Walk outside the building and talk. Or better yet, don't come in the bathroom! You're coming into the bathroom for privacy to make a phone call. Uh, ohh-kay buddy, that makes a lot of sense. Because in the bathroom, I can't hear anything you are saying.

Do what you want at home, but there is a reason public bathrooms aren't set up like this:

I'd prefer to pee without an audience, thank you very much. Now hang up and shut it.